How has #1 managed to become so plummy?
The other day I was giving him a lift to the school bus on my way to work.
Me - Would you like to go to school today, or (trying to make it sound exciting)would you like to come to work with me instead?
#1 - School
Me- So you like school now then?
#1 - No, but given the choice between comming to work with you and sitting in a corner being quiet while you go into stupid meetings OR (big breath) going to school, I think I should rather go to school.
Me -Oh (laughing)
#1 - Why are you laaafing at me!!!