I have done it again. It was Mrs B birthday recently and so we had a quiet night in with a few friends.
It was a work night.
We drank (I don't know how many but at least) 8 bottle between 5 of us and ended up playing a stupid board game which revealed that I am a gossip, my mate was not enjoying himself (he left shortly afterwards) one of our guests had a thing about her bum etc. It was all bit bit out of hand really.
The next day at work was bad.
I was mildly hung over having stuck to one kind of alcohol, but I did feel rough.
I fessed up to one of my colleagues and she told me that "Well you do look shit" (she calls a spade a spade), would you like me to put some blusher on you to help?" She was not joking and in fact was reaching for her bag!!
I looked at her moderately made-up face and noticed that the slap she was wearing was not the glittery kind - Was I wavering?
"No thanks", I replied, "my make-up days are long gone"
Chew on that.