Credit where it's due, Ms Ms' recent post reminded me of this so I thought I'd share it.
Several months ago
The phone rings - It is tea time so I grab it first in case it's a sales call. I like to have fun with them, Mrs Boris just tells them to F off which I always think is such a waste.
Scouse Voice - Hello sir we are in your area and wondered if you would be interested in any replacement windows or doors?
Me - We don't have any windows thanks.
SV - How about a new door then?
Me - We don't have any doors.
SV - (Curious by now and perturbed) Where do you live then?
Me - In a cave.
SV - (Well off script now) So, how come you don't have doors and windows then?
Me - I just told you I live in a cave.
SV - So, no door then?
Me - No.
SV - Well, what do you have then?
Me - (Now I'm wondering where this will go) Well it's a cave, so just an entrace really.
SV - Would you like a porch on that?
Me - Thanks mate you've made my night. Good bye.
SV - You too, bye
So remember, all interactions with others can be fun if you let them be.